by John Galt
August 24, 2015 19:45 ET

If you fail to obey this edict, our Emperor will stomp on you with his plastic golf spikes while wearing his mommy jeans AND beat you with his putter.

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Meanwhile, there is an attempted rally underway in US equities by the Federal Reserve Hedge Fund, now the largest holder of US equity futures in modern American history:

 

Unfortunately, New Zealand did not get the memo from Ms. Yellenbernank and is still selling off, down 2.4% as of this posting:

Stay tuned as ChiCom futures are all over the place and Japan still looks like a Fukushima nightmare...